Words

I have my own terminology to certain words.
Ever since the great censoring of the internet started back in 2017, lots of people on especially Big Tech got forced to walk on ever more fragile eggshells just to not get banned, so they had to come up with alternative words like “jab” instead of “vaccine”, or “the hard one” instead of “penis”, or “happy fun time” instead of “concentration camp”, and so on.
Other people also on these platforms got inspired, and started renaming brands into words that at the same time accurately describe what they truly are, like “Goolag” instead of “Google”, “Commiefornia” instead of “California”, or “soyence” instead of “science”.

Some might notice that I say “ASS” in all caps on words that use this letter combination, like “ASSociate”, “ASS-ASSination”, “ASSume”, and so on, but that’s just a fun thing.
Same with “ANALysis” instead of “analysis”, “HOMOcide” instead of “homicide” or “HOMOner” instead of “home owner”, or “DICKtator” instead of “dictator”, just a fun thing to do.
So I’ll exclude those from the list.

Below I’ll explain the words I use one by one.

Adult Diaper League

From Raging Golden Eagle.
Meaning: Anti-Defamation League (ADL)
A bunch of hypocrites, saying they’re against defamation, all while using defamation against whoever they want.
“Well it’s not defamation if WE do it!”
Therefore, Adult Diaper League is a more appropriate name for these motherfuckers.

Airstrip One

From the (supposed) fiction 1984 (written in 1949, mind you) where the UK was called “Airstrip One”.
Meaning: the UK
Current year UK really looks like Airstrip One from 1984, so I thought the name is pretty appropriate.

Ausjailia

From DollarVigilante.
Meaning: Australia
Australia is once again a prison island, therefore Ausjailia.

Boomer

General word.
Meaning: anyone born between 1945 and 1960, or someone who absolutely refuses to adapt to changes, because they’ve always done something that way, and will therefore never do it a different way.

Brandon

From MSNBC.
Meaning: Joe Biden
During an interview with an F1 racer who was called Brandon Brown, the crowd in the background was very clearly yelling “FUCK JOE BIDEN!! clap clap clap FUCK JOE BIDEN!! clap clap clap”.
Then the camera drone went over them and the interviewer from MSNBC said “look at all those fans, they’re all saying “Let’s go Brandon”” (or something like that), which the entire world had to laugh at so hard, it became a meme.
Since then, everyone started referring Brandon to Biden, for example “The Biden Administration” became “The Brandon Administration”, or “Joe Biden said this” became “Brandon said this”.
Original video is here.

Burn Loot Murder

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: Black Lives Matter (BLM)
A terrorist group that’s 98% white and 2% black, all rich zellots paid by George Soros, that appear to only exist once every 4 years (more specifically, during the last 6 months of the presidential election in the USA).
All they’re doing is burning buildings down, looting businesses, and murdering innocent people “to stand for black people”.

CensorStation

From: RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: PlayStation
Sony is censoring their platform so hard, it’s ridiculous.

CHAINA!!

From Donald Trump.
Meaning: China
I just like the way he says CHAINA CHAINA CHAINA!!.

Chiraq

From DollarVigilante.
Meaning: Chicago
So much violence going on in Chicago, it’s more like Iraq nowadays.

Commiefornia

From pretty much every freedom loving people.
Meaning: California
It’s fully communist.

Condom

From Kleenex.
Meaning: Privacy frontend (like Invidious, Teddit, Neuters, Nitter, Librarian, Bibliogram, and so on)
Keeping you safe from Big Brother.

CovAIDS

From DollarVigilante.
Meaning: COVID-19/Corona/新型コロナウイルス
They’re using the exact same tactics as what they used during the AIDS scamdemic, which was led by the very same Dr. Fauci that’s leading the COVID-19 scamdemic.
Also, everyone who took the lethal injection in 2021 has AIDS.

Crapple

Made up by myself.
Meaning: Apple
Man, that company went downhill so much since Steve Jobs died!

CuckCuckGlow

Made up by myself.
Meaning: DuckDuckGo
Sometimes also known as “CuckCuckGone”, this search engine has always been praised for being this ultimate privacy friendly, neutral, and censorship-less search engine, despite being caught red handed many times before.
However, it wasn’t until the Ukraine vs Russia psyop when their loyal users finally noticed.

Update: since CuckCuckGo has been pretty glowy as of recently, I decided to rename it to CuckCuckGlow.

Cuckflare

Made up by myself, kinda.
Meaning: Cloudflare
The privacy violating centralizer, centralizing the internet even more than Goolag and Amazon could possibly dream of, violating your privacy so hard that even The Zuck himself would be made jealous.
The “cuck” part is from when they deplatformed The Daily Stormer, they didn’t want to do so at first, because “neutral platform”, but then they cucked out anyway, and have been censorious since then.

Current Year

From Justin Trudeau.
Meaning: whatever the year is right now in clown world
In his own words, “it’s current year”.
Also, “current year plus (digit)” and “current year minus (digit)” are from RagingGoldenEagle.
For example, if right now is the year 2022, “current year minus 2” means “2020”, and “current year plus 8” means “2030”.

Cycrim

Made up by myself.
Meaning: cybercriminal
I literally invented that word on the fly while writing this article.
A cybercriminal is what the normies mean when saying “hackers”.
The real meaning of a hacker is “programmer” or “developer” really.

DEMONcracy

Made up by myself.
Meaning: democracy
Dispite popular beliefs, democracy has nothing to do with freedom.
It’s basically mob rule, most people are retarded, so if you have 2 wolves and 1 sheep deciding what’s for dinner, then of course that 1 sheep will be the dinner.

Discuck

Made up by myself.
Meaning: Discord
The “let’s centralize all the forums into a single, centralized chat app that glows in broad daylight”.
Given, they used to be more free speech when it started out (because of course), but as soon as governments started figuring out Discord, they cucked out HARD!!
And now it’s a Big Brother botnet.
Update: I shortened it from Discucked.

毒チン

テクニカル諏訪子より。
意味：ワクチン
ワクチンは毒だ。特に今のコロナのワクチンは毒だ（打ってるバカが多すぎるから）。

Dr. Fraudci

From DollarVigilante.
Meaning: Dr. Fauci
He’s a fraudster.

Emasculated Maccaroni

Made up by myself.
Meaning: Emmanuel Macron
A brutal dictator with no balls.

Fakebook

From TechnicalSuwako (テクニカル諏訪子)
Meaning: Facebook
Facebook is fake and gay (and crazy boomers).

フェイクブック

テクニカル諏訪子より。
意味：フェイスブック
フェイクブックはフェイクニュース（と可笑しいお父さん）ばかりだ。

FreeBullShiD

Made up by myself.
Meaning: FreeBSD
Can’t get X to work on it, lots of bloat, bullshit file system structure…
Also, community seems to be slowly taken over by LGBT rainbow terrorists, so the future of this operating system is pretty dark.
And they had a CoCk for a while, but seems like that’s taken down fortunately.
But at least this and OpenBSD were the only BSDs that refused to force covAIDS propaganda down everybody’s treats, so at least that’s a plus side.

Update: rainbow terrorists was a false alarm apparently, but the CoCk is still there!
While I still find it bullshit they put everything in /usr/local/ENTIREFUCKINGFILESYSTEM, I really got to appreciate their ports collection and ZFS support.
Also, I finally got X working, so I no longer need to rely on GhostBSD for desktop use, yay!

Furryfox

From Luke Smith.
Meaning: Firefox
Pro-furry, but anti-everything they claim to be standing for.

Glass source code

Made up by myself.
Meaning: “open source” software with codebases so complex that they’re effectively unmodifyable
You can see the source code, but it’s so complex that any change might render it unusable.
Just like how you can look through glass, but as soon as you hit it with your fist, you not only destroy the glass, but also your hand.

Glownigger

From チャノさん.
Meaning: CIA/NSA/FBI/etc agent
I renamed this word many times before, going from “3 letter agents” (from Rob Braxman) to “alphabetsoup agents” (from Raging Golden Eagle) to “glowies” (from Mental Outlaw), and now to “glowniggers”.
They’re glowing in the dark, you can easily identify it’s them even if they try so hard looking like so-called “alt right nazi’s”.
Every time you see “alt right nazi’s” doing Antifa or BLM types of stuff, it’s most likely glowniggers trying to manufacture more fear porn for you to see on the mainstream media.

Goldboomer

Made up by myself.
Meaning: somone who refuses to get into cryptocurrencies
Their hypocrisy of refusing to ever get into cryptocurrencies because “non physical money” or “digital money”, but they have no problems at all to use a bankcard or credit/debit card, which is also digital money.
They instead prefer to get into gold.

Goolag

From BlackPigeonSpeaks.
Meaning: Google
From Gulag, because they’ll ban any type of dissent to the elites.

Hell care

From Dollar Vigilante.
Meaning: Health care
Health care is a scam, you go to the doctor so that he gets you sick, so that you return to him, so that he can sell you chemicals you don’t need.

肥満ページ

自作単語。
意味：重すぎるウェブページ
Javascriptなしで作れたのにJSが必須のページ、画像以外10リクエスト以上を読み込んでいるページ、画像や動画以外1MB以上読み込んでいるページ、とChromeかFirefox（かIEかEdge）だけで使えるページは全部肥満ページだ。
なければ、ウェブページだ。

Instantkilograms

From TechnicalSuwako (テクニカル諏訪子).
Meaning: Instagram
Basically add a few more letters in the middle.
And many of the Instagram users are obese whale women.

Jewhoo

From 暗黒騎士.
Meaning: Yahoo
Yahoo is just as Jewish run as the rest of big tech.

邪魔スクリプト

たかしさんより。
意味：JavaScript
「廣告・トラッキング・その他役に立たない物–邪魔なJavaScriptは「邪魔スクリプト」だ。」

JewTube

From Bitchute commenters.
Meaning: YouTube
The company is run by a Jew, and prioritises the mainstream media (in which Jewish people are heavily overrepresented) over anybody else.
So clearly the site is not all about YOU, it’s all about the JEWS.
Also, got some lunatics on Fedi trying to cancel me over that word, but got promoted to moderator status instead just as a troll against them.

Justin Castro

From the entire freedom community.
Meaning: Justin Trudeau
RagingGoldenEagle used to say “Pierre Trudeau’s wife’s son”, and switched over to “Blackface Hitler” recently.
But we all know that Justin is not the son of Pierre Trudeau, he’s the son of Fidel Castro, and he even looks far more like Castro than Trudeau.

Kanada

From: DollarVigilante.
Meaning: Canada
Because communism.

Kill Gates

From DollarVigilante, Max Igan, and the rest of the freedom community.
Meaning: Bill Gates
The evil depopulation man, proudly telling you right in your face how he wants to depopulate the earth.
He made a killing with his killer “vaccine”, which is not a vaccine.

Who would have thought that the most evil super villain in the entire world is just some small, overweight, old computer nerd that sounds like Kermit the Frog?

Lesbian GNU/Linux

Made up by myself.
Meaning: Debian GNU/Linux
Used to be the best Linux distro for servers until the whole systemd fiasco.
More about it from this guy.

Lethal Injection

From DollarVigilante.
Meaning: vaccine
The vaccines are no vaccines, all of them.
They’re there to make you sick, compromise your immune system, or even kill you.
And no, I don’t believe in this whole shedding or microchip bullcrap, the only “evidence” we have came all from controlled opposition (so NSA members).

Loli frog

Made up by myself.
Meaning: TechnicalSuwako or テクニカル諏訪子
The game character Suwako/諏訪子 is a loli that represents a frog.
When I got to know Suwako for the first time, I didn’t know her gender because she said “whichever you want to see me as”, but she uses a loli character as her online persona, so I use female pronounce for her, because English relies on pronounce while Japanese doesn’t.
By the way, it’s actually a dude in real life, I confirmed while offkaiing, but I’ll continue to refer to her as a female regardless for online use, and male for offline use.

MAFIAA

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: MPA and RIAA
The copyright (which is a scam) mafia who singlehandedly caused far more damage to the entire internet than all governments combined.

Mankojaro

From TechnicalSuwako (テクニカル諏訪子).
Meaning: Manjaro
Manko (マンコ) means “vagina” in Japanese.
I don’t necessarily dislike Manjaro, but they do make quite some bad decisions.
Plus it just rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

Microshaft

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: Microsoft
I used to say “Micro$oft” since it’s more on par with what the Linux community is saying.
But it’s limited to just text, while “Microshaft” can also be pronounced differently from “Microsoft”, so I switched to that.

New Xiland

From DollarVigilante.
Meaning: New Zealand
New Zealand is entirely under Chinese control, which is ruled by our favorite honey bear, Xi Jing Ping.

Niggerlist

Made up by myself.
Meaning: blacklist
Just a word play, nothing else.
While most NPCs started censoring the word “blacklist” into “disallowlist” or “denylist” just to not make a reference to black people (because apparently it does for whatever reason?), I decided to go to the opposite direction and double down on the apparent reference just to troll these NPCs.

Nippon no Hakai Kabusikigaisya (日本の破壊株式会社, or The Destruction of Japan Corporation)

Made up by myself.
Meaning: NHK, aka Nippon Housou Kyoukai (日本放送協会)
Yet another garbage-tier government propaganda rag which all of Japan (rightfully so) hates, but at least they’re useful to the gaijin trying to teach them a language they refuse to learn anyway.

Offkai

From the Japanese language.
Meaning: meeting someone you know from the internet in real life
It’s not really a made up word, it’s simply オフ会 in Japanese, so I simply imported that word into English since it’s far shorter to say that than its meaning.

OpenBaSeD

Made up by myself.
Meaning: OpenBSD
Unlike FreeBSD, OpenBSD is actually based.
Lean, secure, complete, simple, and actually works.
OpenBSD and FreeBSD are also the only 2 BSD variants that didn’t force blatant covAIDS and lethal injection propaganda down everybody’s treats.

Opussy

Made up by myself.
Meaning: Odysee
Ever since TechnicalSuwako got censored by Odysee for uploading video game videos with a loli in it back in May 2021, I’ve been warning about the direction they’re taking.
As soon as censorship exists, it WILL expand out, which is why you should always be against censorship, even if you agree with what they censor now, because before you know it, it’ll come after what you don’t want to see censored.
And I was right yet again, because since then they’re seemingly been doubling down, and now that they even put fiat currencies above their own crypto token (basically admitting that their token is worthless!), it’s a clear sign of them being pussies against the powers they claimed to oppose.

Planetfucker

From JapanAnon (チャノさん)
Meaning: climate change activist
Hypocrites that fly in with their private jets to lecture the world how travelling by airplane is a bad idea.
Also describes all the climate change zealots who often not even know what they’re even protesting for.

Rainbow Terrorist

Made up by myself.
Meaning: the LGBT community
The LGBT community is what gives actual lesbians, gays, bis, and transsexuals a very bad name, they use violence, they make everybody’s lives miserable just to get their point across, so the term “rainbow terrorist” is much more appropriate to describe them for who they really are.
And the “rainbow” part comes from the rainbow flag they’re using.

REEEdit

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: Reddit
It’s dominated by REEEing SJW’s, that’s why.

REEEtard Era

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: Resetera
NeoGAF 2.0, all the bad actors within the gaming industry have an account on there.
Literally ALL OF THEM!!

Religious boomer

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: authoritarian right winger
Hypocrites who think they’re free speech absolutists, while in reality they only allow conservatism and Christianity, because literally everything else is “demonic” according to them, and thus they think everything outside of these 2 realms should be banned.

RNG Test

From TechnicalSuwako (テクニカル諏訪子).
Meaning: PCR Test
The PCR test is not a test, it’s literally a random number generator (RNG).

RNG検査

テクニカル諏訪子より。
意味：PCR検査
PCR検査は検査ツールではない。ただの乱数発生器（英語：random number generator）ばかりだ。

Roshan

From HattonGames.
Meaning: Russia or Russian
Roshan is one of the major characters in Dota 2, at the end of a back then viral video of a Brit having Russians on his team, he asked one of them “you do Roshan?” to which a Russian player responded with “you suck Russian dick”.

Satan Klaus

From DollarVigilante.
Meaning: Klaus Schwab
The pure evil super villain of humanity, the inventer of The Great Reset where you will own nothing and be happy (aka Communism as a trojan horse).

Scamco

Made up by myself.
Meaning: Bandai Namco
They release so much DLCs, those combined often cost way more than the base game itself.

Scamdemic

From The Cobert Report.
Meaning: Pandemic or epidemic
All pandemics are a scam, so the word is “pandemic” (or “epidemic”) and “scam” combined.

新型茶番

暗黒同士より。
意味：新型コロナウィルス
ウィルスは存在しない。茶番しかないだよ。

Shitter

From some Bitchute commenter.
Meaning: Twitter
That place is shit, enough said.

Soyce Code

Made up by myself.
Meaning: Source code written by soydevs
Soydevs can’t code at all.

Soydev

From Luke Smith.
Meaning: Someone who can’t code at all
Probably some college/university graduate on a MacBook at a Starbucks who picked up JavaScript and/or Python during university, as recommended by their brainwasher, I mean teacher.

Soyence

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: Science based on feelings rather than merit
What the covAIDS scamdemic has taught us over the past 2 years is that science is basically useless.
Science used to be individuals who come up with a question, and are being challenged to experiment to see what the answer will become.
Nowadays, it’s individuals who got handed the prepared answer by the government, and are being asked to make up some bullshit question that theoretically leads to that bullshit answer they already have.

Soyny

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: Sony
Ever since Sony moved it’s PlayStation HQ from Tokyo to California in 2015, all of the sudden PlayStation, which used to be a safehaven for the otaku people, went extremely next level woke, and kept doubling down since then.
The levels of soy went so through the roof, many former PlayStation fans jumped off the already sinking ship, and went to PC and Nintendo Switch exclusively.

Soyware

From Luke Smith.
Meaning: Software made by soydevs
Soydevs can’t code at all.

Tech Jews

Made up by myself.
Meaning: someone who either is advocating for using a certain technology while he or she won’t use it him- or herself, or advocates for an alternative technology that’s basically the same as or worse than “the evil technology”
I wrote an entire article on it: Are you a Tech Jew?

The Eww

From RagingGoldenEagle.
Meaning: the EU
The Eww is the EU, because they’re all about power, it’s a globalist as fuck orgo, deliberately destroying Europe from the inside out, which is absolutely disgusting.

USSA

From DollarVigilante.
Meaning: United (Socialist) States of America/USA
Dispite the claims, the USA is among the least free countries in the world, plagued by regulations.
It’s by far the most regulated country on earth, and yet the Americans just allow it all to happen.
It’s nothing different from the Soviet Union (USSR), therefore USSA is a wordplay on USSR.

Websoyte

Made up by myself.
Meaning: a far too bloated website
Any website that:

• is dependent on Javascript in order to function while the exact same website can be made without Javascript
• loads in more than 10 requests not counting images
• weights on average over 1 MB per page (excluding images and videos)
• doesn’t work on any browser other than Chrome and/or Firefox is considered a websoyte.
  Otherwise, I call it a website.

Winnie The Pooh

From the Chinese people.
Meaning: Xi Jing Ping
Chinese internet users noted that Xi Jing Ping looks an awful lot like Winnie The Pooh, and Xi went like “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!”.

Zoomer

General word.
Meaning: anyone born between the early 2000s and now, or someone so addicted to smartphones, they probably have never even seen a computer before.