BLAST FROM THE PAST!! Rules of the internet

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寮、 2022/06/14 — meme, internet

For the zoomers out there, these were the rules of the internet back in the early 2000s, so right before idpol started infecting the internet as we knew it.
So this is a refresher for us millenials and genx-ers, and maybe you zoomers can apply these rules too to make the internet great again.
None of the rules below are based on my own opinions, it’s literally a carbon copy from 4chan, therefore it does not necessarily reflect my opinions.

  1. Do not talk about /b/
  2. Do NOT talk about /b/
  3. We are Anonymous
  4. Anonymous is legion
  5. Anonymous never forgives
  6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
  7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
  8. There are no real rules about posting
  9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjou your ban
  10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON’T
  11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily by ignored
  12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
  13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
  14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
  15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
  16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
  17. Every win fails eventually
  18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
  19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
  20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
  21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
  22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
  23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
  24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
  25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
  26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
  27. Always question a person’s sexual preferences without any real reason
  28. Always question a person’s gender - just in case it’s really a man
  29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
  30. There are no girls on the internet
  31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
  32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
  33. Lurk more - it’s never enough
  34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
  35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
  36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
  37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
  38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
  39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
  40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
  41. Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
  42. Nothing is Sacred
  43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
  44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
  45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
  46. There is always furry porn of it.
  47. The pool is always closed.