Left and right wing is only for authoritarians

Remember when the only difference between the lib-left and lib-right was that the former supports legal cannabis and anonymity and the latter supports gun rights and cryptocurrency?
Now the lib-left is catching on with why having arms and crypto is a good idea and the lib-right is catching on with why cannabis and anonymity are essensial things to have, instead of saying “libertarian left” / “anarcho-communist” and “libertarian right” / “anarcho-capitalist”, I just consider both sides to be just “libertarians” or “anarchists” nowadays.
Both sides consider themselves to be the true libertarian/anarchist anyway, so why not just merge?

Meanwhile, the auth-left and auth-right (combined roughly 90% of the world population) keeps getting increasingly divided and the auth-left are the real communists/woke, while the auth-left are the real conservatives/puritans, and oh my kami-sama I hate both sides so fucking much!